Forget free lunch. Some workers just want an office bidet.

Getty Images; Alyssa Powell/BI The great bidet takeover has reached the workplace. White-collar workers are bartering with their bosses and weighing job offers over bidet access. "It's the superior way to live," one said. Seungmin Hong felt he had two options: Stay at Tesla or have a clean tush. After finishing an engineering internship at the automotive giant last year, the University of Waterloo student was weighing whether to stick around or accept a job offer from much smaller Simbe Robotics. During Hong's final interview at Simbe's San Francisco office, he asked to use the restroom, and there it was: a glistening, inviting bidet. "That cemented in my mind: 'Yeah, this company actually cares about their employees,'" said Hong, who grew up with a bidet in the bathroom of his childhood home. He took the job. Move over espresso machines, ping-pong tables, and nap pods .