Definitely not Windows (Win 11 parody)

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Microsoft Edge uses the same technology as Chrome, except we're already here and harder to remove.

Revenue increased by 8% this quarter, mostly because every product became a subscription.

Customer retention remained stable while software licensing expenses continued their inspiring journey upward.

Your Microsoft 365 subscription is active, but Word would like you to prove it again.