Cubs fans get into nasty brawl in bleachers, SMU's football cheerleaders are dialed in & Baker gets tricked

A sports commentary piece discusses a recent brawl at Wrigley Field and expresses concerns regarding the NFL's push to promote flag football ahead of the 2028 Olympics. The author provides a personal, informal take on these events.
Why it matters
It reflects the growing trend of personality-driven sports journalism that blends event reporting with cultural commentary and personal opinion.
As I sit down to pump out Tuesday Screencaps, I cannot believe what I'm seeing in the sky –– blue. No clouds. No signs of 80% humidity and temps hovering in the low 90s. I'm not some pumpkin spice latte mafia member, but I will say it's nice to look outside this morning and not see signs of butt crack sweat. Speaking of butt cracks, let's go to Wrigley Field where the boys were brawling in the bleachers last night. We have butt cracks. We have Fat Sandberg getting lit up and we have a group of boys who wanted to fight until the fight came to them and then they definitely didn't want the fight. The other thing I focused on here is that low man won the fight. I've been writing about stadium fights on the Internet for nearly 20 years.
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